Choir Concert at School

Last night was the Easter choir concert at E's school. That was the fastest concert I've ever been to. They had all the students on stage the entire time, so that there were no breaks waiting for the class on stage to leave and the next class to arrive. It shortened a one hour concert to 30 minutes.

Customer: It's not pining it's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This, is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would be pushin' up the daisies! It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! "THIS IS AN EX PARROT!"
- Monty Python: And Now For Something Completely Different