I am at the mercy of others who were less forgetful and (hopefully) took pictures.
- [At dinner]
- Homer: I have an announcement to make. As a family growth thing, Bart and I think we should all go to the monster truck rally this Saturday.
- Lisa: Aren't you forgetting something?
- Homer: Uh... Monster truck rally... Growth thing... No, I don't think so.
- Lisa: It's my music concert this Saturday! I'll be playing my first solo! If you miss it on Saturday, I'd advise you to start looking for a child therapist on Sunday.
- Bart: But Truck-O-Saurus is one night only!
- Homer: [towards Heaven] O, cruel Fate, why do you mock me?!
- [Homer and Bart both cry]
- Marge: Look, what time is this truck rally?
- Homer: [tearfully] 8:00, but what does it matter?
- Marge: Well, Lisa's concert is at 5:00. We can go to both!
- Homer: [gasps, perking up] Marge, you're a genius!
- [He high-fives Bart]

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